we have a winner
Well, the public have voted, and it looks like I’ll be writing a song about the following delightful apocalyptic scenario:
Justin Bieber, James Blunt and Michael Buble cross streams and the Staypuff Marshmallow [Man] appears and drowns the earth in a flood of barf
Thanks, the public! If you’d like to hear the song and/or see me perform it, you’ll need to come along to the show.
I’ve also tallied up the genre suggestions, and it turns out there was a tie between ‘country’ and 'bluegrass’ so I’ll take that into account as well.
Other suggestions included progressive rock, rap, acid skiffle, Christian metal, Christian rock, folk, gospel, 80s sitcom theme song, pop, crooner style, Bach fugue, death metal, ska, 80s synth (with futuristic overtones), reggae, Gregorian chant, and rock opera (Meatloaf style). I’ll see what I can do.